Snoodle

What is Snoodle?


1.

The act of an uncircumcised man stretching his foreskin over the penis-head of a circumcised man and then jacking the uncircumcised man off.

Dude, I had so much fun snoodling with you yesterday.

Wanna be my snoodle buddy?

2.

A snoodle or snoodling is when two men go penis tip to tip and jack each other off in the over-hand manner. The first man to ejaculate into the others pee hole wins.

Hey man, are you gonna sign up for the snoodling tournament?

This party sucks, lets go snoodle.

See The Dave

3.

The act of rolling the foreskin over any object of appropriate size, ie. the nozzel of some poor bastard's sipper bottle, the head of a GI-Joe, or even items of food like frankfurters or meatballs. The concept of snoodleing seems to be synonymous with homosexual activity, yet for this to be a sexual act between two gay men, one would expect both the snoodlee and the snoodler would have erect penises. Now here's the point - it is possible for the snoodlee to have an errection, but if the snoodler is erect also then the physical act of snoodeling becomes impossible as the foreskin has been stretched back down the shaft. Therefore, for a snoodle to take place, the snoodler at least must be flacid, thus implying that the man giving the snoodle is deriving no sexual pleasure from it, and is therefore not gay. I propose that a more fitting and universal definition to the term snoodle be adopted, to include all the perfectly straight guys out there who enjoy snoodling all manner of regular household items just for the simple pleasure of freaky phallic humour, and in pursuit of the ellusive "snoodle-pop" that occurs when disengaging the foreskin from a hollow cylindrical object such as a beer bottle.

My favorite item to snoodle is a screwdriver that has a hollow compartment in the plastic handle where extra screw-bit attatchments are housed. Once These are removed and the snoodle is engaged a vacume seal is created by giving the screwdriver a slight tug. When the handle of the screwdriver is swiftly disengaged from the foreskin there emenates the most wonderful and pleasing "pop" sound. This can be achieved using all sorts of hollow cylindrical objects. Try it for yourself and see what kinds of snoodle-pops you can achieve.

See snoodler, snoodles, snood

4.

When two gay men, one circumcised and the uncircumcised take their erect penis' and put them tip to tip and pull the skin from the uncircumcised penis and pull it over the other....thus...a snoodle

Davie and Ryan like to snoodle

See gay, perv, men, sex

5.

The act of cuddling or spooning with a significant other.

I don't like it when my sister snoodles with her creepy boyfriend.

See cuddling, spooning, snuggling

6.

cuddling naked with a significant other

Let's snoodle bitch!

See snoodling, snoodler, snoodles

7.

This is for all drinkers who don't like waiting around for their opponent to hit the next cup in pong. The wait always seems far too long to taste that next brewski. Why not speed up the intoxication process a little bit? - hell, you probably play better wasted anyway. So you grab a side cup, and drink from it during your game. You've never known what to call this cup, but now you do...it is your snoodle, spread the word.

Those bastards couldn't hit a shot all game, but i got drunk anyway because i drank from my snoodle.

See beer, pong, drinking, drunk, games


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