What is Snow Cow?
1.
A term describing a female who moves to the far northern reaches of Michigan, is somewhat attractive and petite at first but proceed to blimp up once the harsh UP winter hits. This is most evident at MTU where the cafeteria food is horrible for you and the professors stress you out so much that you start eating like a cow.
"Wow, that girl was hot at the start of the semester but she really became a snow cow"
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2.
(1) An overweight
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.
Roomie: Dude, did you go home with that chick from Ivorys last night?
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.
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3.
fat, ugly bitches from schools like NMU or UW Madison.
I went up north this weekend and i got stuck in traffic on 41 for 3 hours because a herd of snow cows was migrating west because the kegs all went dry in the east and beer googles started falling off.
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4.
An excessively overweight female hunter usually located in northern parts of a state.
Excessively overweight female hunter in Northern Michigan hiding in a tree stand hunting deer. Usually wearing camo or "hunters orange" overall's.
5.
pale, very overweight, shaped like a fire hydrant women with football helmet hair styles that live in upstate Michigan
No way the Snow Cow would fit into the size 5 dress like she insisted.
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