What is Snowbirds?
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A seasonal infestation of Yankees (as well as Midwesterners and Canadians) in sunny warm states in the South such as Florida (and also out West in Arizona). A snowbird is an elderly
You can spot a snowbird by it’s white or graying hair color (or sometimes light blue or orange form a dye job gone bad), it’s pastel colored clothes, use of sweaters, socks in sandals or white tennis shoes, dark colored over sized sun glasses, and of course it’s irritating Yankee accent. They tend to drive over sized gas guzzling cars such as Lincolns and Cadillac’s because they are retired and have the money to spend.
Typically known to drive well under the normal speed in traffic, (about 35 MPH below and in the passing lane) and prone to rubbernecking therefore making places such as Florida the traffic accident capital of the US. Other than making driving conditions terrible for Native Floridians and other Southerners, snowbirds also infest restaurants, post offices, stores, doctor’s office’s by the droves making it next to impossible to get it during the winter months. They in turn complain about how crowed it is and how they have to wait in line.
Even though tourist traps love snowbirds because of the revenue they bring, most people who are native to the states the snowbirds visit hate them with a passion and wish they’d go home.
Those damn snowbirds caused another backup on I-75 this morning.
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the biggest pieces of shit in the entire fucking world. old people who make every restaraunt in the whole state of florida crowded from 2-10 p.m. all snowbirds migrate south for the winter so their rich asses don't have to deal with snow. they take their entire goddamn families and drive down the middle of the road at .000000000000000000000001 miles per hour, and are known for causing crashes at this intense speed. although, the younger snowbirds have been known to push 5 mph at times. all snowbirds are stubborn, rich, and have absolutley no idea how to drive a car.
person 1: hey person 2, want to go get something to eat?
perosn 2: we can't, it's fucking snowbird season!
person 1: let's go crash their million dollar cars so maybe they will leave!
person 2: great idea!
person 1: yeah, snowbirds suck ass!
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Senior citizens who migrate south for the winter to avoid cold weather; usually in RVs. They visit tourist areas during the off-season.
Those snowbirds may not tip well, but at least they keep the restaurants in business during the off-season.
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Gay fuck shit old people who come from nw york into the great state of florida (mostly miami) and ruin it
these pussy whipped bitches are really snooty to anyone who isnt an old fuck who drives a lincoln like them, they drive really slow cuz they have old people disease where they get all retarded and mentally slow and they usually drive down the middle of the road and cause crashes, also, they destroy all the good food places and make people build all these gay gefilte-fish old people restaurants
where they go to eat dinner at like 2 in the afternoon (which is when like all the cool people in miami wake up)
pretty much, snowbirds are a bunch of gay faggets who deserve to die
snowbird #1: oh, herbert, those hooligans over there are listening to music in the car with their windows down, what has this world come to?
snowbird #2: i dont know alfred, but i will call the police on those criminals .......................................................................(now do you get the point about how fucking stupid the snowbirds are)
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People that come from the wintery weather down to the sunshine & warmth.
You know the ones of us so called "snowbirds" that help feed your economy!!!
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Slang for sagging breasts.
You better get yourself to
Victoria's Secret and buy yourself a push-up bra. Them there snowbirds look like they're heading south for the winter. You gotta wear an underwire to prevent that kind of migration!
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Firstly: The BEST airshow demonstration team IN THE WORLD!! The Canadian Snowbirds are regarded by most as the best demo team in the world. Out scoring ALL of the bloody American teams because they suck, CANADIANS ROCK!!!
Secondly:An old person that gose south to avoid the cold. Only in America, not in Canada, so go deal with them your own way dammit!
I went to an airshow where the CAF Snowbirds were preforming, and they totally out did the damn American Blue Angels!
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