Snurge

What is Snurge?


1.

One who sniffs the bicycle seats of young ladies.

That Peter Hain has a touch of the snurge about him, don't you think?

2.

A word used to an objectionable person who will not understand the insult. Invented by the late Auberon Waugh c. 1956 and used extensively by him in respect of any school prefect.

"Well of course, Jones, being a snurge, you would say that wouldn't you?"

See insult, idiot, darling, snerge

3.

To eskimo kiss a penis.

That old lady likes to snurge.

See genital, nose sex

4.

pron:<snerdje>

The aquisition of undergarments usually from a member of the opposite sex.

also: Necrosnurgia, as above however post mortem.

"Andrew, look at this fantastic red thong I just snerged from a girl on the dancefloor" - Deepak 16/5/4

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