Social Resumé

What is Social Resumé?


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A list of embarrassing/humiliating moments in your life that have happend to you in a social setting (i.e school, club, college, family dinner, ect.)

My Social Resumé consist of:

* Accidentaly farting in front of the boy I like.

* Walking with my pant zipper down in the aisle at church.

See fart, loser, sad, cry, why


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