Social Resumé

What is Social Resumé?

A list of embarrassing/humiliating moments in your life that have happend to you in a social setting (i.e school, club, college, family dinner, ect.)

My Social Resumé consist of:

* Accidentaly farting in front of the boy I like.

* Walking with my pant zipper down in the aisle at church.

See fart, loser, sad, cry, why

Jizz Lips

1. A girl who has applied a shiny or thick lip gloss to her lips. Hey jizz lips i heard your mouth got streched this weekend. Girl: check..

Racey

1. Anything else that can get your heart going faster than normal. Something daring, risky, sexual etc. she sent me some pretty racey pic..

Queef Jar

1. a jar filled with a brown gas being sold on ebay during october 07 Ben bid on a queef jar...ladiesss See queef, jar, ebay, sex 1. a ..

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