What is Social Resumé?
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A list of embarrassing/humiliating moments in your life that have happend to you in a social setting (i.e school, club, college, family dinner, ect.)
My Social Resumé consist of:
* Accidentaly farting in front of the boy I like.
* Walking with my pant zipper down in the aisle at church.
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