Social Resumé

What is Social Resumé?

A list of embarrassing/humiliating moments in your life that have happend to you in a social setting (i.e school, club, college, family dinner, ect.)

My Social Resumé consist of:

* Accidentaly farting in front of the boy I like.

* Walking with my pant zipper down in the aisle at church.

See fart, loser, sad, cry, why

2 Piece

1. punching a bitch with your fist first and then hitting him with your elbow, all in one swing. Damn! That nigga just got 2 pieced! See ..

Fustle

1. Noun; a tall thin asian kid. -ish; Adjective; being like Fustle. Let's hug Fustle! Fustle smells fustlish.....

Slimey Dolphin

1. The coolest damn car ever! We almost got killed while cruising in the Slimey Dolphin! Again!..

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