Social Resumé

What is Social Resumé?

A list of embarrassing/humiliating moments in your life that have happend to you in a social setting (i.e school, club, college, family dinner, ect.)

My Social Resumé consist of:

* Accidentaly farting in front of the boy I like.

* Walking with my pant zipper down in the aisle at church.

See fart, loser, sad, cry, why

Flaming Turquoise Necktie

1. While having anal sex, you pull out and smack your cock on the girl or guys chest leaving the necktie bruise. The fecal matter around t..

Zep

1. Nickname or shortened version of the band name Led Zepplin. I LOVE hearing Zep's "Stairway to Heaven" when I'm high..

Gussed

1. Being intoxicated with alcohol. Drunk He was totally gussed! See drunk, pissed, smashed, intoxicated, gone..

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