Social Resumé

What is Social Resumé?

A list of embarrassing/humiliating moments in your life that have happend to you in a social setting (i.e school, club, college, family dinner, ect.)

My Social Resumé consist of:

* Accidentaly farting in front of the boy I like.

* Walking with my pant zipper down in the aisle at church.

See fart, loser, sad, cry, why

Quofing

1. The present participle of quofe. Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra. ETYMOLOGY: ..

W0t

1. 1337 for British wot. Used primarily by Americans attempting to sound upper class and failing miserably. Let's get some tea and c..

Suicidistic

1. 1. Something spoken in, or referring to, a tone of being suicidal or excessively depressed. 2. To express ones suicidal feelings. "..

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