Social Resumé

What is Social Resumé?

A list of embarrassing/humiliating moments in your life that have happend to you in a social setting (i.e school, club, college, family dinner, ect.)

My Social Resumé consist of:

* Accidentaly farting in front of the boy I like.

* Walking with my pant zipper down in the aisle at church.

See fart, loser, sad, cry, why

Zypo

1. A typographical error caused by misplacing your typing fingers on the wrong keys on the keyboard. 1. I was on instant messenger talking..

Shanker

1. whore of the north shore look at that, its a shanker. See whore, slut 2. a primary sore or ulcer at the site of entry of a pathogen;..

Foolywang

1. an adjective or adverb as in "foolywang material" used to describe senselessness or something lacking logic. basically things ..

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