Social Resumé

What is Social Resumé?

A list of embarrassing/humiliating moments in your life that have happend to you in a social setting (i.e school, club, college, family dinner, ect.)

My Social Resumé consist of:

* Accidentaly farting in front of the boy I like.

* Walking with my pant zipper down in the aisle at church.

See fart, loser, sad, cry, why

Zuber

1. (v.) to be a huge fucking pussy (n.) a huge fucking pussy Also - zuberfication, i.e., a large amount of pussification A bunch of peop..

Hitch-it

1. Noun: The act or ceremony of marrying; marriage; nuptials No Dawg, I cant play bones. I gotta be at J-Kwon's Hitch-it at noon. ..

Kungay

1. Word Used to Describe Asians, Japs, Chinks, ZipperHeads, ect ect the Goddamn KUNGAY are all over the Fuckin Palace..

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