Sock Babies

What is Sock Babies?

1.

Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.

I heard Petty Officer Evers making sock babies last night.

See sock, babies, baby, navy, sailor

2.

Sock Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching some exercise infomercial or some soft core porn at 2 am. Right when he's about to climax he realizes he has no towel or kleenex so he takes off his sock and blows his load in that.

Hey Dino can i borrow a pair of socks for soccer tonight? Do you have a pair without sock babies?
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