Sock Lizard

What is Sock Lizard?

When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.

I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.

See masturbation, jerking off, lizards, semen

Zomgwtflolbbq

1. 1.The combination of zomg/omg,wtf and bbq. 2. Used to express exaggerated emotions like joy, pain, pleasure, confusion, anger, etc.. 3..

Ass Lancing

1. violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallu..

Xteriormotive

1. a motive for the xterior of something me i am xteriormotive suck my balls bitches See not, carrot head..

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