Sock Lizard

What is Sock Lizard?

When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.

I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.

See masturbation, jerking off, lizards, semen

Officite

1. One who enjoys watching office and prefers it much more then scrubs. Person 1: Hey did you catch the episode of The Office yesterday? ..

Dartanion

1. a cigarette, or marijuana pipe or bong, or a peice of vag, or a cell phone. it depends on how high you are yo pass me the dartanion c..

Velumptuous

1. delightful, delectable, juicy, sexy, beautiful, sought after, perhaps even a bit boisterous! Yes, my velumptuous rump, is always dearl..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Sock Lizard Edit Meaning