Sock Lizard

What is Sock Lizard?

When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.

I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.

See masturbation, jerking off, lizards, semen

Kanye Wested

1. When you or someone you know becomes brokenhearted, usually by boyfriend or girlfriend. "Man, my girl just left me." "..

Kill Your Dumb

1. phrase used when someone does a stupid,idiotic or retarded action... Used when someone does something stupid. Bob : I got her pregnant..

Zygote Rifle

1. Of or pretaining to the penis or dick, revolving when the penis ejaculates fireing seemen (zygotes) onto the "action field." ..

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