Sock Lizard

What is Sock Lizard?

When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.

I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.

See masturbation, jerking off, lizards, semen

Ziggernut

1. when air passes through the penis and it makes a farty squeeky noise (squeeeeeeeeeek) Dude, did you just ziggernut?..

A.p.u.d.

1. After poop urinary demand After I took a dump I had just zipped up my pants when I got an A.P.U.D. See pee, urinate, bowel movement, t..

Lolzord

1. To be laughed at by a sword When King Arthur pulled out the sword, it pissed itself, this is an example of lolzord. See lolzord, lol, ..

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