Sock Mop

What is Sock Mop?

To use the sock that you are wearing to clean up a small spill on the floor.

Lazier and quicker then getting a towel.

After spilling some coffee on the kitchen floor, Doug performed a sock mop and that kept his girlfriend happy.

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To grow out your pubes extensively long, dip your balls in lotion and rub them all over someones forehead.

Maria: What did you two do last night?

Roxanne: He gave me a sock mop all night long.

Maria: Awe cool.

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