Sock Mop

What is Sock Mop?


1.

To use the sock that you are wearing to clean up a small spill on the floor.

Lazier and quicker then getting a towel.

After spilling some coffee on the kitchen floor, Doug performed a sock mop and that kept his girlfriend happy.

See monkey grab, lazy, slack

2.

To grow out your pubes extensively long, dip your balls in lotion and rub them all over someones forehead.

Maria: What did you two do last night?

Roxanne: He gave me a sock mop all night long.

Maria: Awe cool.

See sock, mop, sok, lotion, pubes


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