Sockmonger

What is Sockmonger?


1.

One who blatantly steals socks, disregarding correct practice. A sockmonger will often go to extreme measures to acquire socks.

"Our gardner is such a sockmonger. That's the third pair of navy blue school socks that has mysteriously disappeared!"

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