What is Sockmonger?
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One who blatantly steals socks, disregarding correct practice. A sockmonger will often go to extreme measures to acquire socks.
"Our gardner is such a sockmonger. That's the third pair of navy blue school socks that has mysteriously disappeared!"
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Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.
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