What is Sod Patch?
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a. The pubic hair growth in the crotch triangle usually sprouting a few days after the area was waxed or shaved. Either in male or female.
b. Nickname for an old college fraternity brother named Dan at the University of Minnesota circa 1990. Not sure if it was because he was a late bloomer; liked to chow shaved snatch; or perhaps it was poking fun of his hair.
c. A section of grass intended to replace a dead area in your yard.
Bitsy had a Brazillian bikini wax a week before spring break only to find that a few days later she had an itchy sod patch going on down there.
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