What is Soggy Vernon?
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The act of jizzing in a girls mouth and then firmly placing your rectum over the females mouth and defecating in her mouth. The female then swallows a fat load of cum and feces.
John: "You get it on with your girl last night?"
Vernon: "Yeah bitch was all crazy and kinky and all that good shit. We fucking all over the place. Shit,then she got real kinky and asked me to do a soggy vernon."
John: "Did you kiss her after?"
Vernon: ".....Anyways..."
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