What is Soimer?
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An incredibly bad morning, following what quite possibly could have been the greatest night of your life.
After a night of binge drinking with the boys and a late-night stop at his ex-girls house, Josh woke up feeling like he was crushed by the serial crusher... this is truly a Soimer.
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