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After sex, shit in any book and leave.
I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.
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Something you say to a good friend, never out of the blue... otherwise you'll seem gay.
Bob: (gives ted a beer)
Ted: I love you d..
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Someone (mostly middle aged single women) who will look for "love" where ever they can such as bar,the beach,the men's pu..