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A friend group is a collection of people from one part of your life, who don't necessarily know people from your other friend group..
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When you have wank and stick a lighter up your arse (clipper is the lighter of choice)
last night Peter had a dagenham wank......
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When you don't want a relationship and all you do is have sex with a girl and then she wants a relationship, so you fuck her one la..