What is Solotio?
1.
The act of a male performing oral sex on himself. Very difficult for men over 18. Older men may require a rib removed, extra vertabrae added, or his penis lengthened. Solotio masters are generally loners, often times going weeks with out speaking to anyone. Side effects include lock jaw, excess sodium levels, and whiplash.
I don't go out much now that I've learned solotio.
See
Random Words:
1.
When you take a dump and water splashes up into your asshole.
Diem took a dump and felt the aftersplash.
See after, splash, booty, dum..
1.
contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.
sub par excellence.
Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home la..