Soml

What is Soml?


1.

Story of My Life

Jack: I just pussied out on the best opportunity of my life!

Dan: SOML, man

See story, life, carrot, onion, analogy

2.

abbreviation for Shit On My Life.

person one: OMG WE HAVE A MATH TEST TOMORROW?!

person two: yeah didn't you know? she said it in class like eight times.

person one: no! you know i don't listen in that class! SOML!

See shit, on, my, life, crap

3.

Abbreviation for Shit On My Lawn used by few people in the Upstate NY area.

Did u see that fuckin dog take a SOML?

4.

Story of my life, used to tell someone that an occurance has happened to them frequently.

lolz1: ur so ghey

omfg2: oh shoot stfu errbudy be rejectin my azz

lolz1: soml

See story, of, my, life, soml, lol, playa, omg, depressed, sad


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