What is Soml?
1.
Story of My Life
Jack: I just pussied out on the best opportunity of my life!
Dan: SOML, man
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2.
abbreviation for Shit On My Life.
person one: OMG WE HAVE A MATH TEST TOMORROW?!
person two: yeah didn't you know? she said it in class like eight times.
person one: no! you know i don't listen in that class! SOML!
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3.
Abbreviation for Shit On My Lawn used by few people in the Upstate NY area.
Did u see that fuckin dog take a SOML?
4.
Story of my life, used to tell someone that an occurance has happened to them frequently.
lolz1: ur so ghey
omfg2: oh shoot stfu errbudy be rejectin my azz
lolz1: soml
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Random Words:
1.
noun - of or pertaining to the asshole
"put it in her german hole"..
1.
The most insulting body part a man can offer to feed a woman.
"Hey baby, how about a big salty bite of my vaseline burrito?"
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