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When a man lifts his penis and pours port wine all over his scrotum and balls, allowing another person to lick and suck them.
Craig: &q..
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Asians and Women. Worse if the driver in question is Asian and a Woman.
That fucking chinese lady almost caused an accident today cuz ..
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1 part jagermeister
1 part peach snapps
cranberry juice
the colder the better
Me: mmmm that was one damn tasty red headed slut
you:..