Sore-shore-surfer

What is Sore-shore-surfer?

A surfer who is to lazy to paddle out to the bigger surf. So they ride the small waves near the shore.

**NOTE**: Unless the surf is ONLY breaking at the shore, you are not a sore-shore-surfer.

Guy: Why are you waiting to paddle out?

Me: Gotta wait for this Sore-Shore-Surfer to finish his run.

Guy: Gotta hate them Sore-Shore-Surfers.

See surf, surfer, poser, surfing, ocean

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