Sorrytaking

What is Sorrytaking?


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The Holiday Native Americans celebrate in place of Thanksgiving to commemorate the raping of their women, and daughters, and the stealing of their homeland by the pilgrims. Participants dress up in authentic pilgrim outfits and try to cheat land and other items off each other throughout the day; the Native American with the most land and items at the end of the day earns the title of "White Devil" and gets to make the first slice in the "suffering planet": an earth shaped cake with bits of garbage sprinkled all over it. Once the cake has been devoured, the family (or tribe) gathers around a roaring fire to melt giant blocks of ice to honor the white man's greatest accomplishment: melting the ice-caps and destroying the planet.

Native American Employee: Hao, Great Bossman. Im going to need tomorrow off so I can celebrate Sorrytaking with my family.

Bossman: Sure thing.

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The Holiday Native Americans celebrate in place of Thanksgiving to commemorate the raping of their women, and daughters, and the stealing of their homeland by the pilgrims. Participants dress up in authentic pilgrim outfits and try to cheat land and other items off each other throughout the day; the Native American with the most land and items at the end of the day earns the title of "White Devil" and gets to make the first slice in the "suffering planet": an earth shaped cake with bits of garbage sprinkled all over it. Once the cake has been devoured, the family (or tribe) gathers around a roaring fire to melt giant blocks of ice to honor the white man's greatest accomplishment: melting the ice-caps and destroying the planet.

Native American Employee: Hao, Great Bossman. Im going to need tomorrow off so I can celebrate Sorrytaking with my family.

Bossman: Sure thing.

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