What is Souch?
1.
When one gets hit, punched, kicked, flicked, or otherwise has any type of physical harm done to ones anatomy. (male only)
Todd was souched by Marvin.
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2.
A term used to define being kicked in the
Shamus! I can't believe you just souched me! -or- Shamus, you're such a souch.
3.
Souch: n. Pain inflicted on the sack (see sack) by means of any number of relatively hard objects, i.e. flick, whack, kick, angry girlfriend, drunken buddy, or by a thrown missile, i.e. t.v. remote
v. to inflict pain on another's sack by means listed above.
Can also be used as an adjective or adverb. Very versatile.
"This hurts real bad", thought Tim after leaving himself open to an unsuspecting souch by a lurking friend at the bar; OR "I'm so going to souch you", thought Matt, observing his buddy leaning back, hitting on a cutie, and yet exposing his genitalia to attack.