Soul Patch

What is Soul Patch?


1.

The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

His soul patch was so long, he saved a meal for later in it.

See Shawn

2.

tuft of hair grown under center of bottom lip

Went we were down on each other, my soul patch sent her right over.

See Steve

3.

A patch of hair located under the bottom lip that, when in combination with

A)shirt and tie,

B)long unkempt hair,

C)tinted glasses,

D)a turtleneck,

is an indication that its wearer is

A) a young graduate to the creative arts industry, who has gotten disillusioned with how institutionalised his profession has gotten, and wishes to mount one last stand against being assimilated as an office drone. But is oblivious to the fact that he actually appears to be gay.

B) a sloppy shaver who uses phrases like 'carefully chosen image' and 'personal statement' as excuses to neglect his personal hygiene. But is oblivious to the fact that his efforts are in vain because he really just looks gay.

C) a man who is undergoing mid-life crises and is trying desperately to relive the days of his youth, in need of something that will make him feel young again. However, also oblivious to the fact that it really just makes him look gay.

D) gay.

Jean stroked his soul patch in appreciation, as his eyes travelled the length of the shapely body belonging to the elegant lady standing in his shop. Finally, he announced, "I sink you will find zat that zis red dress here, I love it -so- much!!, yes, zis dress is ze one for you, darlink. Look at ze needlework! C'est divine!"

See goatee, moustache, facial hair, fashion, homosexuality

4.

The now obsolete name for the male facial hair feature now known as a Douche Tagor Dork Tuft.

Historically known also as a Sax Player's Moustache

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.

Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.

Jeebus! That Soul Patch makes you look like a douche!

See douche tag, douchetag

5.

The patch of hair directly below a male's lower lip, any self respecting stylish male has one

chick: wow that dude has a soul patch, he must be cool

See facial hair, beard, cool, style, man

6.

shit on the chin; pubes of the face

Larry's soul patch makes me want to puke.

See shit, gross, pubes, sicko, puke

7.

The unattractive chicklet-like tuft of hair that finds its home directly below the central region of an overzealous male's bottom lip.

That carni has cotton floss entwined within his soul patch.

See chicklet, handlebar, sole-patch


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