Southampton Edit Meaning

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A fucking shithole full of scummers, one of the worst places to live in the UK. They have a shit football team that are currently sitting at the bottom of the englishpremier league. The team is so shit that they had to steal local rivals manager and players. They are so shit that they couldn't hold a decent event. This year portsmouth is holding two big international events, one to celebrate the battle of trafalgar and the other is the international vestival of the sea. Southampton can only hold a shitty boat show each year. If you have chance to go to Southampton, don't go there. The only decent thing about Southampton is the option not to go there!!

To find Southampton on the map, look for the arsecrack at the bottom of the UK, and follow it right to the shitty base. The you will see Southampton.

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Southampton is the major city on the South coast and Britain's leading passenger port. It also has the biggest and best-supported football club in the South outside of London.

It is the place where King Canute tried to turn back the waves and where he defeated Ethelred the Unready. It is the port from which Richard the Lionheart set sail for the Crusades, King Henry V and his troops embarked for the Battle of Agincourt, the Pilgrim Fathers set off for America aboard the Mayflower and from which the Titanic departed. It is also the city where the Spitfire was designed, built and flown and from which the Battle of Britain was won. As a consequence it faced relentless attacks form German bombers, during which much of the old city was burnt to the ground.

It is still the main port in England for ocean-going cruise ships and an annual international boat show is held in the marina. It has several shopping malls, including West Quay, which opened as the biggest city-centre shopping mall in Europe.

Famous residents have included the First World War commander of the British fleet, Admiral Jellicoe, the writer, Jane Austen, the painter, Millais, the film director, Ken Russell and the pop singer, Craig David. Sotonians, as Southampton people are known, are renowned for their sense of humour and two of the country's greatest comedians, Tommy Cooper and Benny Hill were also residents of the city.

Southampton has the world's oldest bowling green and many other fine sports facilities, including St Mary's football stadium and the Rose Bowl cricket stadium, both of which have hosted England international matches. In 1618 King James called Southampton "one of the healthiest towns in the kingdom". It seems that little has changed, as in 2006 it was named "the fittest city in the UK" by Mens Fitness magazine, based on various criteria, including the incidence of heart disease and the level of gym membership.

For the ancestors of millions of Americans, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders and South Africans, this was their last sight of England. At one time more than half of all people travelling in and out of Britain, passed through the city, earning it the nickname "Gateway to the World".

Southampton FC fans are the most loyal in the South of England.

See saints, portsmouth, city, fans, port

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Means the best team in the world.

Comes from the ancient Latin;hamptonus meaning 'the best'

I love Southampton = i love the best team in the world.

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I was born in Southampton and lived around the southside all my life and I feel all hoods around the south like Lymington New Milton Ringwood Lyndhurst Sway etc owe Southampton

just go to southampton blacks whites !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Southampton is a well-known city on Long Island, New York. It is mostly known as a place for rich, middle-aged assholes to retire and continue their bloodline. Offspring of these individuals continue to infect the people around them with their pompous attitudes and rude behavior. For unknown reasons, the small village seems to be infested with people from New York City on the weekends. These weekenders are often perceived as exponentially ruder than the Southamptonites. There also exists a Native American reservation in the Town of Southampton. The individuals who reside there are of Shinnecock Indian descent and are often referred to as Moniggs, short for "Mo' nigga than Indian."

"Do you wanna hang out tomorrow?"

"Fuck, nah, I have to go to Southampton."

"Do you want me to shoot you now or later?"

See southampton, new york, long island, the hamptons

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the best place to be!! the streets and people are the cleanest you will ever find! it has one of the best football team in the history of the making! everyone that comes from here/lives here have brought up to be solid! we can fight and will do whatever to keep our reputation!

southampton is the best!!

See football, fight, solid, best

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A place where so many people have slept with their friends and their friends friends and their friends friends friends, it is officially known as the most incestuous place in the South of England.

It's all gone a bit Southampton

Are you guys doing a Southampton?

Used when describing groups who are sexually involved with one another.

See southampton, polyamory, incest, sexual relations, Chumscrubber