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When a girls ass sits on the keyboard during sex.
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The process of placing fast-food trays under the rear tires of a front-wheel drive car on a rainy day, locking the E-break, then floorin..
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The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.
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