What is Sows?
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S low, O ld, W ide(s): Portly, barely-moving senior citizen couple who plod the grocery aisles side-by-side w/ their shopping carts. They are oblivious to others trying to pass around them - possibly due to hearing and visual problems.
I would have gotten home sooner from the store if it was for a couple of SOWs blocking me.
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Random Words:
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The act of wearing tight pants to make your butt look bigger.
Don: Are your pants painted on or something!?
Liza: No why do you ask!
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Jacking off in the upwards position while trying to catch your load in your own mouth.
I am really horny I could go for a good Jack N&a..
