What is Sows?
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S low, O ld, W ide(s): Portly, barely-moving senior citizen couple who plod the grocery aisles side-by-side w/ their shopping carts. They are oblivious to others trying to pass around them - possibly due to hearing and visual problems.
I would have gotten home sooner from the store if it was for a couple of SOWs blocking me.
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When something occurs that is so fantastic it induces 1 or more orgasms.
Martin just bowled an orgasmitastical 300 game!!
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Someone who is perky relaxed and giving you the time of day during those first couple of drinks. When they're still fun and awake ..
