Spald

What is Spald?

VERB

to scold with an extreme force. to punish with extreme power.

a mild spalding is equil to a severe whipping.

a royal spalding is the most severe of spaldings and has never actually occured.

Hey Todd, i heard Jessica cheated on you with manny! You sould go put a mild spalding on his ass.

See scold, punish, beat, whip

Noun.

To have a completely bald genital region.

Dude I railed this chick last night and she was spald. It was like doing an 11-year old.

See bald, genitals, spald, spalding

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