Twat Lobster

What is Twat Lobster?

1. crabs

2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you

1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters

2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster

See crab, crabs, scavies, std, asshole

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