Spalding Edit Meaning

1.

The act of a man tea bagging a woman's face until she chokes to death.

When the coroner arrived, he determined the cause of death was spalding. The woman was suffocated by Mr. Cox's ridciulously huge ball sack which had already been filed on record as a deadly weapon.

See teabag, choking, ballsack, jesus

2.

The term coined when a man rubs one out into his lovers eyes whilst she/he sleeps. The semen then hardens as the lover sleeps blissfully unaware of the surprise waiting for her/him when they awake.

The term "spalding" originated from an unknown source, but has become a popular name for this most beloved of sexual pranks.

Matt jizzed into Doug's eyes whilst he was sleeping. The next morning, Doug awoke to find that he couldn't open his eyes. Trying to remove the crispy and slightly sticky residue from around his eyes, his fingers and face got all gunked up.

Matt gave Doug a very nice spalding last night after a lovers tiff!

See facial, spalding, semen, kinky, revenge, one night stand

3.

A bald-headed man, who is usually black or latino. Refers to the brand of a popular bowling ball.

Girl check out Spalding! He is muy caliente!

See bowling ball, baldy, baldie, bald, bald-headed, turtle waxer, slaphead, eightball, Valinda

4.

someone who should be/is about to be punched/beaten up. After the brand Spalding who among other things make punching bags for boxers.

"Hey spalding!"...BANG!

See punch, violence, warning, cunt

5.

any abandoned beverage especially/typically occurring after/during a big party..ined by the Beasters of EC Glass High School class of 1990

It is a reference/ode to "Spalding" the teenage character in "Caddy Shack" who at one point in the movie slinks down the bar finishing all the left behind beers and cocktails

There were a bunch a lighweights at the party last night as indicated by the hundreds of spaldings we had to clean up.

See caddy shack

6.

Spalding is a town in Lincolnshire, full of imbred retarded morons who think the sun shines out of their rear ends. The main species of wildlife is emo, of the sub genious goth. The town has been known to be described as a blackhole on the face of the planet that sucks all living happiness out of it.

'Goodbye my dear I'm just off to Spalding to be heckled by emos, and then have my soul torn from my remains from some druggy'

See spalding, crapsville, emos, drugs, blackhole