Spam_in_a_jar Edit Meaning

1. Oh my fudging god kill me. Bob: USA just won the Soccer World Cup Mike: Omfgkm See omg, omfg, km, nowai, wtf..

1. A quick, unannounced, discomforting movement of the bowels. Good thing I was close to the bathroom, because some unhappiness appeared, ..

1. A hangover. In some states, many establishments are allowed only to sell beer what contains no more than 3.2% alcohol by weight. "..