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The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate...
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Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.
These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once ..
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Getting caught jerking it.
He does jerk it, I caught him white handed...
