What is Spankwire?
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Arguably the most disgusting shock video ever. The 2 minute and 26 second long video is a series of short clips of various men and women explicitly and violently mutilating their reproductive organs.
The video derived its name from the site spankwire. It was uploaded from a user that did not give it a relevant or appropriate title, so most YouTube users (who have posted up their reactions or have watched the reaction videos to the spankwire video) refer to the video as "spankwire".
Can be defined as a more disgusting or worser version of the popular internet shock video
Person A: "I'm warning you right now, please do not watch spankwire, it is so disgusting!"
Person B: "I bet it's not as bad as BME Pain Olympics."
Person A: "Okay, whatever, just google it up, but you will be disgusted."
(2 minutes and 26 seconds later)
Person B: "What the fuck was that? Why the hell would they do that shit?"
Person A: "I told you."
Person B: "Oh my god! And there was the bee! And the fireworks! And the guy was masturbating while he was doing it too!"
Person A: "Yeah, I know."
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Spankwire is a
Boy 1: "Spankwire is probably the best porn site!"
Boy 2: "You're right!" (Grinning)
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Guys that do not enjoy watching redt*be, or youp*rn resort to Spankwire for relieving personal use.
And is not necessarily involving
After you leave, I'm going to have a Spankwire Sesh.
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When a dirty secret is revealed about somebody, preferably to large groups of people, while the person is present. Sourced from the dicovery of spankwire in someone's internet history.
"Gees how much porn is there in his internet history?! Come look!"
"Hey, guys get off my computer!"
"Haha, you've been spankwired"
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