Spanner Job

What is Spanner Job?

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.

Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cigmachine.

Barman: How much do y' need?

Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!

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