What is Spanner Monkey?
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A largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. May have questionable habits such as an excess love of porn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.
"Why can't one of those spanner monkeys come up here to fix the lights?"
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When someone has been idiotic, foolish, or incredibLy fucking stupid.
"Hey Jim! Wheres my hat?"
"On your head you spanner monkey!!!"
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A misused word representing the Union Jack.
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The act of throwing several cats into the trunk of your car and driving them a few miles away and letting them out.
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