Spanxious

What is Spanxious?

A condition of social anxiety where you want to get your freak-spank on with someone but get too nervous.

Dude I totally wanted to boneBrady but got too spanxious and didn't even make it to first base:(

See cocky, confident, sexually frustrated, cock block, disappointment

Unexpected Lane Change

1. When you are doing your girlfriend from behind and pull it out of her vagina and put it into her ass suddendly. My girlfriend turned in..

Bitch-ass Slapper

1. A person who slaps a bitch's ass. "Stop bangin my Mom you bitch-ass slapper."..

Skank Aid

1. The money you give to the sleaze bag you just jumped so she can get the subway back to Jersey or to the bridge she lives under. John pu..

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