Spanxious

What is Spanxious?

A condition of social anxiety where you want to get your freak-spank on with someone but get too nervous.

Dude I totally wanted to boneBrady but got too spanxious and didn't even make it to first base:(

See cocky, confident, sexually frustrated, cock block, disappointment

Bo Burnham

1. An amazing YouTube personality who sings and raps satire and the life stories of a rich white Bostonian. Known to cause heart attacks du..

Unsub

1. Unknown subject. (Used often in TV and films dealing with crime.) Our unsub is most likely a white male in his mid 30s, with a penchan..

Bellèy

1. Pronounciation: Bell-ay The prounouncing ovver teh E is french (alt+ 0232) See anyone with tihs last name? Well they're freaking ..

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