Spanxious

What is Spanxious?


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A condition of social anxiety where you want to get your freak-spank on with someone but get too nervous.

Dude I totally wanted to boneBrady but got too spanxious and didn't even make it to first base:(

See cocky, confident, sexually frustrated, cock block, disappointment


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