Sparklefuck

What is Sparklefuck?


1.

-ing v. the action of two vampires' raucous lovemaking

n. an exclamation of frustration

VERB ie. Bella and Edward were sparklefucking and created the adorable immortal child Renesme.

ie. OH SPARKLEFUCK!!!

See sex, make love, twatlight, doin' it

2.

the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.

kate: are you still dating zach?

danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.

i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.

See sparkle, fuck, sequins, funfetti, zach, danny

3.

the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.

kate: are you still dating zach?

danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.

i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.

See sparkle, fuck, sequins, funfetti, zach, danny


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