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to instanly jizz at the sight, taste, feel, etc of something.
Damn, I saw that chick and I insta-jizzed...
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The state of one being a fool/idiot/general bellend, and one who not only resembles the characteristics of these 3 general descriptions,..
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The top mushroom portion of the cock, protruding from the shaft. Similar to the soffit on a house.
My cocksoffit was red and raw from ..