Spartan Wingman

What is Spartan Wingman?


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A friend who is in the Spartan army of Greece. He talks to hot women for you and he gets you laid because he is a complete badass. Now especially because of the movie 300.

"Dammit Budosh, that Spartan wingman of yours got you laid so bad! You know it's only cause King Leonidasis such an apple-eatin' bad-ass!"

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