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To catch multiple green traffic lights in a row and not have to stop.
Usually it takes me 15 minutes to go to work, but I got lucky and..
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to give a bald man a reach around and and spread peanut butter in his butthole and call your dog over to lick it off, or do it yourself...
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An eskimo Ice pop is when a dude takes a shit into
a condom then freezes it.
Once fully frozen a ho uses it as a dildo.
Jim, do yo..