What is Special Needs Goose?
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The name by which we must now refer to the animal formerly known as the Mongoose.
Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.
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The bitter smell of uncles' stress, often wafting around at family barbecues or functions.
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