What is Spectral Jackhammer?
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When the protagonist dons 1980's-style wraparound sunglasses with Neon-sides and flourescent-tinted lenses and proceeds to jerk off into a ladle.
A proper Spectral Jackhammer should be preformed while listening to "One Night in Bangkok!"
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Abbreviation for "I Love You And I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Days With You", this is a proof of true love, but not as much ..