Spectral Jackhammer

What is Spectral Jackhammer?


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When the protagonist dons 1980's-style wraparound sunglasses with Neon-sides and flourescent-tinted lenses and proceeds to jerk off into a ladle.

A proper Spectral Jackhammer should be preformed while listening to "One Night in Bangkok!"

See masturbation, space, 80's, heat, wigwam


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