What is Spectral Jackhammer?
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When the protagonist dons 1980's-style wraparound sunglasses with Neon-sides and flourescent-tinted lenses and proceeds to jerk off into a ladle.
A proper Spectral Jackhammer should be preformed while listening to "One Night in Bangkok!"
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When a man races to climax during the final moments of missionary position sex.
He rode her like Ben Hur. A true beef charioteer.
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