Speed Goggles

What is Speed Goggles?


1.

When you're opinion of a member of the opposite sex changes based on how fast he/she is. Very common among top cross-countryrunners, track athletes, swimmers, etc. Although throwers and jumpers are not basing on speed, but rather throwing or jumping ability, the term "speed goggles" is still applied.

Guy 1- "Man that girl is fine."

Guy 2- "She's decent but you're rockin your speed goggles a little too much"

See cross-country, track, dyestat, rating

2.

Where a man or woman spends far too much time on dodgy swinging web sites after taking large amounts of speed. You'll know when the Speed Goggles kick in as you will start to find mingers really quite doable.

"Wow she's cute"

"No mate, that's your speed goggles kicking, stop letching and snort this"

See speed, drug, beer, goggle, minger


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