What is Speiss?
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(verb) To do a Speiss is to actively make oneself as
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stop pulling a speiss, damn thats one ugly speiss
That myspeiss is nothing but kittens
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2.
To take ordinary English words and create "alternative" and "unique" spellings.
"When she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable"
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The length Laurenz claims his tool is.
"I've got 7.4 inches."
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Time to smoke a nice fat bowl of weed.
B: Hey, do you know what time it is?
Me: 7:30?
B: IT'S BOWLS-O-CLOCK
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(noun) The mischievous sexual act of a male ejaculating on to a woman's face while it is covered with her own hair, thus creating t..
