Spenis

What is Spenis?


1.

A spenis is a spoon shaped penis. This is usually achieved by hitting your dick into a desk until it becomes spoon shaped. Then you can begin plunging into the world of spenising. You can spenis grandmas and pudding all the same.

Grandma: Damn that is quite the spenis

You: Thanks grams, this took some serious desk smashing to achieve.

Pudding: I love the way you plunge into me with your spenis.

See spoon, dick, desk, grandma, pudding

2.

A phallic creature created with the Spore Creature Creator.

Most of these creatures are made to dance in ways that cause their protrusions to wobble joyfully.

Also known as Spore Penis Creatures.

Wow, that's a pretty rad Spenis you've created there, now make it dance.

See spore, sponer, creature, phallic

3.

a word that is only spelled in banana peels, means "banana peels are cool"

Jeff: "hey indo let's spell spenis in banana peels"

See spenis, indo, jeffrey, jeff, banana, peels

4.

An Extraordinarily Small Penis

"Mike Spewak is sad, becausehe has a spenis"

5.

"Super Penis"

"Hey Ive got a Spenis"

1.

Spenises are armies of tiny penises that attack the virgins and take no prisoners. They crawl down their virgin throats and suffocate them.

Oh no not the spenises... they r getting me! ahhh! Not my throa...

See bob


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