What is Spider Jizz?
1.
When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.
The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!
Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!
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2.
When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.
The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!
Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!
See
