What is Splached?
1.
splached: drug out into the street and shot.
If you cheat on someone you deserve to be splached.
hey kevin did you hear about that girl that got splached last week?
yo you took my armadillo you deserve to be splached.
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2.
To regally expel.
I got splached by two turkeys in a fruit pie. NO two puppies and a fruit fly.
Keep yourself covered in high risk splach environments.
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