Splanket

What is Splanket?

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

Thpt

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Zifter

1. Someone who owns in the face specifically talking about video games. When i play on CoD4 I am a zifter causing pathetic noobs to cry. ..

Mung Shot

1. An act where you take the bar maids rags, squeeze excess liquid into shot glass, and drink Yo Marty, how bout a mung shot! See mung ra..

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