Splanket

What is Splanket?

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

Rajni

1. King, or greatest father in the world! the raja was known for his good deeds. See Karishma 1. King, or greatest father in the world!..

Reakingtard

1. it means freaking reatard......... you are such a reakingtard See freaking, retard, funny, idiot, lol..

Ride And Whistle

1. When you are consuming an alcoholic beverage while driving. This should always be done with a brown paper bag covering it(or something s..

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