Splanket

What is Splanket?

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

Zwicker

1. to bust in a girls ear and then give her an ear infection. When the doctor looks at her ear there is cum in it. I just gave my girl a ..

Upskirt

1. videos or photos or views of up a woman's skirt. you can get a good upskirt view if you have a mirror attatched to your shoe. See..

Giz A Cany Bag O' Tudor

1. Geordie saying requesting a packet of potato crisps Giz a cany bag o' tudor cos I'm a fat knacker See crisps, potato, newcas..

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