Splanket

What is Splanket?

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

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