Splanket

What is Splanket?

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

W.t.f.

1. Denotes: What the Fuck! After a heavy night of drinking John exclaims, W.T.F., I can't find my wallet! See angry, confused, dumbf..

Zahroodles

1. Adj. Defines any premade microwave-to-eat noodles/soup in a cup. Zahroodles taste good when microwaved correctly. See zahroodles, nood..

Printer Ink

1. The ink costs 7 times more than 1985 Don Perignnon champagne. Companies fix the ink level monitors so you think it's empty when th..

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