Splanket

What is Splanket?

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

Qwerty Much?

1. What you say on AIMwhen there is nothing else to say. & A way of asking if the person types much. hxcfreak: so i was like total..

Gomn

1. Internet abbreviation for "Get off my nuts"; likely shares an origin with 1337 sp34k. Actual quote from forums: "GOMN]S..

Custard Tits.

1. breasts that occur on males that have undefined pectorals.Their body type is usually inbetween fat and skinny type just really fat. ed..

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