What is Splarma?
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the bad energy that comes to you after you steal sweetener from a restaurant or coffee shop. A combination of Splenda and kharma.
Splarma got me today because I got a flat tire after I grabbed a handful of extra Splenda on way out of Dunkin Donuts...
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The most difficult batteries for foreigners to ask for.
Foreign man: Yes, I would like D batteries.
Clerk: What kind?
Foreign man: D ..