Splarma

What is Splarma?

the bad energy that comes to you after you steal sweetener from a restaurant or coffee shop. A combination of Splenda and kharma.

Splarma got me today because I got a flat tire after I grabbed a handful of extra Splenda on way out of Dunkin Donuts...

See pocketing, sweetners, coffee, splenda, stealing, dunkin donuts

Unaversary

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Blender Whore

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Blemper

1. A name given to a person of African/ African American ethnicity who closely resembles a person of another race. The black person is the..

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