Splarma

What is Splarma?


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the bad energy that comes to you after you steal sweetener from a restaurant or coffee shop. A combination of Splenda and kharma.

Splarma got me today because I got a flat tire after I grabbed a handful of extra Splenda on way out of Dunkin Donuts...

See pocketing, sweetners, coffee, splenda, stealing, dunkin donuts


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