Splastic Edit Meaning

1.

1. The non-metal, typically plastic, utensils which are shoddily manipulated by the crippled fingers of a spastic.

2. A portmanteau of spastic and plastic used to describe a tard who is wearing various piping or 'life support' machinery about their malformed body, including but not limited to an IV drip, feeding tube and oxygen pipe.

1. Please do not give proper-people cutlery to the drooling gentleman in the wheelchair. He is only to use splastic as he is likely to cause injury given that he has limited motor skills.

2. "Jesus tap dancing Christ, would you look at that splastic! Flip the switch, man, we need more tubing for our megabong."

See spork, spraw, spackhanded, spacker, tardcore

2.

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:

the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

See Tom