What is Splattermatterphobia?
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The uncalming fear of what may be on the underside of the toilet seat in a public bathroom.
Someone before you may have made some
porcelain percussion with theirtoilet muffin pasted to the seat and made a heck of a mess on the under side. You are afraid to touch the seat and lift it up! This is Splattermatterphobia!
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The act of having sex with the fattest and ugliest girl at a party, then pounding her face in.
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It's a douchebag, but with status and/or money.
A Lady Doucheington may also exist.
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adjective
-barely believable based on logical or normal thinking
syn: unbelievable, unlikely, improbable
Everybody was hoping for him..
