Splay

What is Splay?


1.

To spread them skank ass legs wide in hopes of attracting or luring in persons in search of poontang

DAMN did you see that bitch splay ova there? She aint even wearin any underwear. Guess I'll be seeing yall tomorrow

2.

A visual defect created during plastic molding in which air and water create splash marks on the finished part.

Splash + Spray = Splay

See defect, plastic, molding, reject, quality

3.

The act of collapsing as awkwardly and spread out as possible creating an unrivaled feeling of elation and euphoria and happiness - an act generally accomplished in the nude.

She spent all afternoon splayed out over the shell of a tortoise.

See splay, cats, suck, opo

4.

v/n

verb: the act of opening ones steak sized labia in order to attract a mate

or

the act of coitus

noun: food item that is generally messy

verb: damn, that bitch had her cooter splayed out like an open-faced sandwhich!

or

she splayed for me on prom night!

noun:

yeah dude, my mom made this awesome splay...i think she said it was some sort of alfredo.

5.

Splendid + Day

Have a splay!

See splendid, day, splay, good day, barack obama


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