Splinter Edit Meaning

1.

Leader of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

Splinter... the shredder has taken april!

2.

A small stick of wood stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body's protection. The opposite of schlong. When referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a whore or more commonly, slut.

Nat goes to the baseball games to pick up some splinters.

See schlong, johnson, slut, schlort, weiner, whore, dong, sex

3.

Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.

Did you see that ash tray fly? That Stuart is a fucking ninja. In fact he's Splinter.

4.

a guy with a small penis who gets "wood" or a hard on, but since it's small, it's called a splinter.

"oh man, look at that guy's splinter! mwhaha"

See boner, wood, small penis, erection

5.

a guy/girl that is annoying and won't leave you alone; someone who calls and talks too much, etc.

"He called me like 8 times today...such a splinter!

See stalker, nag

6.

When a female's clitoris is aroused and/or erect.

Men wake up in the morning with "wood," women wake up in the morning with "splinter."

See sticker, spur, needle, pin

7.

Guttie aka Remix aka Weasel

Splinter always combs over his greasy hair with his paw